Soliloquy

All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers, is contained in the dog.
—Franz Kafka

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's Too dark To read.
—Groucho Marx

"Dogs don't make mistakes."
-Sherlock Holmes

My mother groan'd! my father wept. 
Into the dangerous world I leapt; 
Helpless, naked, piping loud, 
Like a fiend hid in a cloud.

—William Blake, "Infant Sorrow"

oh keep the Dog far hence, that's friend to men,
or with his nails he 'll dig it up again!
You! hypocrite lecteur! mon semblable,- mon frere!

-T.S Eliot

By the dog!

-Socrates

I wanna be your dog.
—The Stooges